"My heart it urinates got you"
-Ashley

"I'm not used to balls flying into my face!"
-Noah Busbee

"My water keeps dripping"
-Ashley Knowles

"I am countered by a tenacious fist punch"
-hURB

If you were to ask me what my favorite childhood cartoon was, I wouldn't be able to give you an answer. Why? Because there were so many good ones out there, especially on Nickelodeon. Why did Nickelodeon have to grow up?

I don't really care for presidents, I don't like them but I don't dislike them either; but when you interrupt my TV, that's when I get mad.

"My cotton candy got hard. I could fracture a skull with this."
-Jacob Cross

"I planted my flag in that moon"
-Frankie Robinson

"Did Washington ask permission when he stood on a table holding his glass up cheering? No, he didn't! Did Jessie James ask permission to rob a bank and become a famous wild western? No, he didn't! Do strippers have to ask permission to hump any guy whose in their way? No, the don't! Stand up and fight! For the right. To PARRRRRTTTTAAAYYY"
-Ashely Knowles

"I really want to do a water fight being Spiderman"
-Justin McKay

"Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from 'gently peeing on you' to 'I fear for the safety of my nipples'"
-Ashley Knowles

"Vagina: it's like a penis flytrap"
-Ashley Knowles

"Aww he's so old!!"
-Ashley Knowles

Guy: Are you flirting with me?
Girl: Not at all, are you flirting with me?
Guy: That depends, is it working?

Monty- We should put post it notes on Wesner's car. Do you want to?
Everyone- Yes!!

In every scary movie, it's always the old people that are the real MVP.

"Thanks diaper fairy"
-Nigel Nyberg

"The cheese is passing"
-Sheila Swag Class 2015

"No, it's like 'NO! PLEASE! I LIKE SEX!'" -Jacob Sullivan