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I wish I was given the opportunity to travel anywhere I want, and not have to worry about cost. I wish I could be in a new place every day!
Show moreMy New Years kiss was with a bottle of beer. Does that mean, in 2013, I'll be an alcoholic, or awesome? OR BOTH!?!?!!
Show moreNone of my jobs have respected the fact that I watch football, and prioritize it above work.
Show moreIf I ever try a long distance relationship again, I give somebody permission to just cut my penis off.
Show moreMessy breakups suck.
Show moreI looked at myself in the mirror this morning, and said "Self! Being sad is bullshit! Cheer the fuck up!" So I did. Fuck being sad!
Show moreI think it's bullshit how people can annoy the fuck out of me, but as soon as I tell them to fuck off, I'm the bad guy.
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