Everyone knows that Disney generates more revenue than Warner Brothers. Most would say Disney is simply better. So one day I was looking for my Bugs Bunny DVDs and found that they had been replaced by Mickey Mouse DVDs. I went into my closet to find my Foghorn Leghorn tshirt and it had been replaced by a Ducktales tshirt. I tried to listen to the soundtrack to "Cats Don't Dance" but the stereo would only play music from "The Lion King."
I panicked and went to the library to search for my beloved cartoon characters. They were wiped out, replaced with Disney. I checked for the Muppets, they were gone too, and Popeye and Hello Kitty and Spider Man...
And Star Wars! And Woody Allen! And Godzilla and the Wizard Of Oz, and even cake and candy and naked women!
Where was the sun? The wind and rain? The mosquitoes, the leeches, the ringworm and the AIDS virus? The Nazis, the televangelists, the big oil corporations?
I found myself trapped in a nightmare universe where everything had been replaced by the winning team. Whether you were in second place, fourth place, or last place,... You were now re-written as first place because your identity had been stolen. All was Disney, everything and everywhen, everywhere. I looked down to my hands, fat white gloves on rubber black ropes of arm. I was Disney too.
I woke up from this nightmare feeling quite shaken. Whew! Life is back to normal. There is diversity and beauty, ... And ugliness too. Yes!
Guess i will just sign in to my ol' MySpace account now and fiddle around a bit. I love MySpace. It may not be as popular or ubiquitous as Facebook but it is certainly the most useful and most favoritest website for me personally and I'm glad they aren't just like that sucky old Faceboo....,
Faceboo-...
Face,... Face,...F F FACE...!!!
FUCK YOU MYSPACE!!!
FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID SHITSUCKING WHOREHOLE
FUCK YOU TO THE GRAVE
AND ALL THAT YOU TOUCH
TOM, WHEREVER YOU ARE, I WILL FIND AND RAPE YOUR ATOMS TO OBLIVION.