Wish I had some friends... Wait no I don't I hate everyone here

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

Anyone want me to tell them the "Pen Pal" horror story?

"I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again."

anyone know any rich ladies? hmu

yoo... looks like katrina girl was hittin up with that other dude wtf byeee

yo cant wait till i get married to that chick i'll be the rl king then