New Jersey: America's Armpit

Illinois is about 7 times larger than New Jersey, but it has about 37 times more acres of farmland. The more you know.

How am I supposed to tell Ondrej Pavelec that myslím že o něm když jsem masturbovat

People keep hurting themselves in the gym...i know it's nj but we can't all be juiceheads here. For Pete's sake.

I should just become a chemistry major. Chem is so much easier than physics.