Michael Bjorensen is a human dildo.

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Rockets win, but I like to think we are all losers because no matter the outcome we have to listen to Shaq and Barkley out asshole each other.

Unless if MVP stands for Most Vaginal Pussy the Houston crowd better settle down with their chanting.

Dallas suddenly down 12, now I don't get to make the customary "Houston we have a problem." comment. #So fresh

The Dallas Blueberries gave up their 4th quarter lead to a string of uncontested Howard dunks. Looks as easy for Howard to dunk balls as it is for me to dunk nuggets. #Dwight McHoward

If you ever needed a reason to not like the Rockets besides that bearded flopper it's headbands. They had 3 players with headbands on the court at the same time! The announcers were calling them the headband brigade. #headband of brothers

If you zoomed in on a sideways picture of James Harden could you say with certainty that it was not a female vagina?

When Dirk Nowitski runs he now looks like that old man who does the pretend fake run in front of your car. Adorable.

Vincent D'Onofrio is killing in Daredevil. One of the best and most subtle villains I have seen in a long time.

Bye bye weekend. Back to dealing with stupid responsibilities.

Need a Clippers loss now to make me feel less violated.

I knew the Grizzlies would be a tough matchup but this is inconceivable!

Watching Daredevil on Netflix. The lead actor is no Ben Affleck but it is pretty good.

On my way to Isabelle's game!

Mmm wings...

So glad the regular season is over! Don't think I can take watching another no effort Blazer game.

Just got approved for my home loan!!!!!