Hi! My new video
youtu.be/Xc-K7puKlfk?si=vLLJMDS8iAyXx2UF
Vlad Roze

It's going to be really hard to explain to my future child that their birth was one of my top three happiest moments without admitting that they were edged out every so slightly by the day Ben And Jerry's came out with dairy free ice cream.... but I know that day will come.

It's hard to feel fancy when your dress keeps getting stuck in the crack of your ass...

If zebras were pink they would just look like bacon horses...

The ghost of me, she haunts and hides... the words, the deeds, the never was...
I keep her safe I keep her warm, but always she tries to escape, to take a leap, to take a bow, she', always taking credit for, what is, although she never, was. The happy girl, the wounded soul, the hero, and the coward... all these she is, but never was.... all the faces and the costumes and the false bravado too.... all these she is but never was... and now I wasn't too....

Blind belief and absolutes... I hold none

I'm inherently suspicous of anyone who dislikes Rainbow Connection....

Why did I wait till my mid-thirties to start cooking my own crepes? They're completely fucking magical

Fun discovery of the year...I'm still anemic and when I don't take my iron I get really moody... and squishy... sigh... can someone just manage my life for me? Apparently I'm incapable...

A Life that is both public and private is both confusing and complicated. . . knowing that you are just as isolated as ever... that no friend is truly your friend that no one knows or cares what is really going on with you . .. social media is such a paradox