The movie Home Alone is absolutely nothing like being home alone

My dad tried to convince me not to date white women by telling me that if President Obama was married to a white woman he wouldn't be president. #advicefrompops

I came on here to grab some old pictures and now I'm too sad to leave.

Who's paying to keep this thing alive?!?

I somehow stole two mugs from the bar last night by accident. I just really needed to get that off my chest. #myspaceconfessions

This is the online equivalent of talking to yourself.

I'm surprised I still remembered my password to log in here.

Two of my friends on here have died and I'm still in their top 8. #friends4life

Forget snapchat! If you want to post something that no one will ever see, post it here!

This is such a sad social wasteland now. Why am I even hear??!
It's awesome, because noone even noticed typos

Couldn't find MySpace for dummies at half-price books. Still lost.

If a post on MySpace has a typo in it will anyone notice?

#Do #hashtags #work #here ?

I still don't know how to use this dang thing. All I want are my old pics. This place is sad. Like a social graveyard.

So MySpace is now like a Pandora/Instagram/Twitter hybrid?

Time to bring MySpace back!