if destiny's child can come back the 49ers can

three sides to every story.

i hope you won't find it untrustworthy of me that i can bite into ice cream without flinching, that shit’s not normal

if a girl gets starbucks without putting it on instagram.. did she really even get starbucks

s w e r v e

too hip to be hipster

i might like you better if we slept together

i laugh at my own jokes

sometimes i wish things would have worked out