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    He's got a face that says: "I will soon be robbing your local delicatessen." He eats lunch meat in stacks of six with no bread
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    Gentlemen by day...
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    Smirk? Well, yes--my free hand is massaging a nipple through my cotton sweater.
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    Were it socially acceptable, I would grow my hair out and style it exactly as hers or just transplant her entire face onto my head.
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    This is basic Myspace VooDoo. The key is gentle lighting and angles. Were this a full-body nude profile, your eyes would require salting.
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    Lucky guy
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    Wait, I have to give a speech?
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    I work part-time as a figurehead for lusty homosexual pirates. They make me dangle painfully from a lubricated prow. It pays well.
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    But I cannot dance.
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    Michael and Christina O'leary
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    I can be fabulous...
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    It's a game where we press our heads together as hard as we can until someone's brain explodes. It sucks when you're in the midd
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    Our law firm offers the experience, service, and smashed sweet potatoes that can only come from a townhouse kitchen.
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    My best friend is a giant lizard. If you paint him powder white and cover him in leather he almost looks human.
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    What if you were Siamese quadruplets with 3 hot girls? If you nailed them would it be incest or masturbation?
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