What would happen if everyone on Earth farted simultaneously?

Whatever happened to the murder hornets? 🐝

Cop: May I see your drivers license and proof of insurance?
Me: OK But can we hurry this up? In case you couldn't tell I'm kind of in a hurry.

I believe that companies should give their employees bereavement time when a pet dies, especially since in most cases, people are closer to their pets than just about any other family members.

The original T.C.
R.I.P. Roger E. Mosley 1938-2022

The same people who say "If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" are the same ones who all the time keep asking "why are you so quiet?"

That first fart after you had diarrhea is always scary.

If this is true, then it would mean that President Trump was *gasp* right.
www.barrons.com/amp/articles/tiktok-fcc-google-apple-app-store-51656540179

Why am I unable to upload photos to MySpace? It says "uploads temporarily disabled" but they have been temporarily disabled for three months now!

Why can I not upload photos to MySpace? It says uploads are temporarily disabled but this has been going on for at least a month now.