I ate a rotten hot-dog yesterday, when I was driving today I threw up all over my steering wheel and lost control and crashed into a Philippino strip club. Is that a blessing or a curse? Like wtf...
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I ate a rotten hot-dog yesterday, when I was driving today I threw up all over my steering wheel and lost control and crashed into a Philippino strip club. Is that a blessing or a curse? Like wtf...
Show moreI just sat on an exercise ball and broke it. I locked myself in my basement and am currently playing World of WarCraft in my basement. My mom is trying to break in to beat me.
Show moreI just tasted Old Spice Swagger deodorant with Big Mac sauce. It McFuckinDelicious.
Show moreI just got a hermit crab and named it Shamar after my room-mate, Shamar. The little bastardo bit me.
Show moreI'm very upset right now, if your first Pokémon game is Pokémon go and you favorite Pokémon is Pikachu, you are a 21st century Pokémon fucking bandwagon who should end his/her life.
Your obese soccer pro,
Bashy
Just "finnished" up a match for Como, I'm gonna go eat some McDonalds.
Show moreMy room-mate Shamar is pretty mad, yesterday morning I tased him cuz the fat bastard wouldn't wake up.
Show moreIt's pretty fun living in my mom's basement, i mean all I really do is play WoW and eat McDonalds.
Show moreI just got done eating my third cheesecake.
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