Manliest man Nick Offerman (Parks and Rec's Ron Swanson) has just declares his love and affection for Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy. In his new book, Gumption: Relighting The Torch Of Freedom With America’s Gutsiest Troublemakers, Offerman waxes poetic on Tweedy: 

"Jeff Tweedy is really nice. Jeff Tweedy is really smart. And Jeff Tweedy is really, really cute. He’s what the young ladies of a bygone era would refer to as a 'dreamboat.' For my money, he’s also the preeminent American singer-songwriter of my generation. Finally, I would add that I am in love with him. We are getting married. The end." 

Tweedy has guest starred in Parks and Rec in the past.

Offerman also wrote about Wilco's near unheard of happily ever after ending with their label AOL Time Warner: After the band struggled to release 2002 masterpiece Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, the label ended up paying the band twice for the album, which is amazing and awesome and, yes, very rare. 

"That kind of happy ending doesn’t seem to happen to artists who are striving for fame and fortune. By sticking to their creative guns, Wilco ended up being rewarded exponentially more than they would ever have had they been trying to produce radio hits or merely capitalize on their cute faces. Especially Jeff."