TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN TUCSON, ARIZONA. AFTER BEING IN THE CLASSROOM FOR 40 YEARS, I HAVE MOVED OUT TO THE STREET CORNER. THE KIDS ALREADY SEEM TO LIKE ME. 10 OF 'EM HELPED ME UP WHEN I FELL OFF THE CURB. THE HOURS ARE KIND OF WEIRD: BEFORE SCHOOL; LUNCH (MY FAVORITE); AND AFTER SCHOOL. I BLOW MY WHISTLE QUITE OFTEN. THAT'S THE FUN PART. WISH ME LUCK. DO YA LIKE MY NEW UNIFORM? I HEARD THAT WOMEN LIKE MEN IN UNIFORMS. Sent with Love, Sweet Joe