is If you're 13 & under & have a Twitter, that's cheating. You have to start from Myspace ---> Facebook ---> Twitter. Just like everybody else.

is New Urban Legand: If you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and scroll so far down your Timeline, you'll end up on MySpace.

says if you want to visit a graveyard this Halloween just log into myspace!

is Myspace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter: At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty bit$hes.

is If you're 13 & under & have a Facebook, that's cheating. You gotta start from Myspace —-> Twitter —-> Facebook. Just like everybody else.

says Does anyone remember Tom's last name from Myspace? If he has a Facebook page I want to be his friend. I mean, he was there for me.

says I scrolled too far back on my timeline and I ended up on myspace

says I had a dream that all the neglected MySpace Profiles came back and wanted vengeance.

is I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you logged into Myspace."

Dear Mark Zuckerberg.: HA-HA!!! --MySpace Tom

Guess whose filing for a divorce....Tom's wife from Myspace!

says "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"

The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete.

I don't care what anyone says. MySpace is NOT dead. I just friended two hotties. Wilma and Betty. In ya face, suckas!

I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(

is You remember the good ol days when you used to get mad at someone if they didn't have you as a friend on their top Myspace list?

My girl walked in on me while I was on MySpace. I quickly switched it to a porn site just to save myself from an embarrassment.

I just Googled "Myspace" and google said, "Did you mean FACEBOOK."

I need some quiet, alone time to comtemplate for a while. If you need me I'll be on MySpace.

My girlfriend said she needed some time alone to herself, so I set her up a Myspace account.