God damn, last nigh was eventful..
Just got off of work, long day at the office (Janet really knows how to piss me off, all though she makes a mean casserole) my back was a little sore on an account of my office chair breaking from me riding it like a Scottish dancer and me being forced to sit on a stool dig up from the old scary maintenance room (no I did not get the stool, I made Janet) any way so I get home and damn near drown in bills from the old mailbox. God damn I truly am in crippling debt aren’t I, oh well nothing a Kurt cobain style bullet can’t help! So I rifled through them and decided to maybe grab a quick drink. So I was sitting on my porch, grabbed a beer and......FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

My girlfriend is the best, all though I didn’t know being in a relationship, meant giving in to her love of dog shit eating contests

I hate when your driving down the road, smoking a cigarette. Then you flick it out the window, but after a couple miles you begin to smell something.
You look behind you
And sure enough grandmas fingering herself again

Just finna be all up in da club wit my bæ ride or die
Flokka flames Jordan Mcclone

WIth da friends huntley and chas