ALABAMA HAS 15 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIOPS. NICK SABAN IS BASICALLY THE 2ND COMING OF CHRIST. THERE ARE RANDOM SCREAMING COMING FROM REBECCA'S LAPTOP. NEED TO FART. STOP LOSING. BECOME A MANWHORE. GET ALL THE BITCHES. THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. HAKUNA MATATA. MARRY EMMA HERMIONE WATSON!!!!!!!!

hello world. I am currently trapped by an army of females. they tried to learn asian culture and sit like we do but some of them failed miserably. my times are growing short. alabama currently has 15 national championships. Nick Saban is the second coming of Christ. Roll Tide. note to self: stop losing, turn yourself into a manwhore. there are plenty of fishes in the sea. Hakuna matata. Rebecca has really weird videos. Emily is about to destroy her laptop. Aly won't shut up to save her life. It says that i'm in Docena, AL. things are drastically getting worse and worse. sanity slowly slipping away. i have to fart... MARRY EMMA HERMIONE WATSON