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    I always wanted to ride a pony. For my 25th birthday, I finally did.
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    Angels like to perch. And so do I - although I also eat pussy.
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    Back in the Eighties, I once had to save the President. From ninjas.
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    Don't look at me like that. You've done it, too. Perv.
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    I stab Molly in the eye. With cheesy-fork.
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    Sometimes, in between land-grabs, I like to tie women to train tracks.
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    A picture of my back. And if you recognize her, YOU ARE A GIANT NERD.
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    Ho ho! Why, you've caught me decorating! Have you been a GOOD BOY?
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    this is me from 'round about 2002, when my hair was hella-long
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    And lo, the Lord Tieken did call Boomer from the dust of the earth
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    This is me after I was 'antiqued' by Dan. Ha-fucking-ha, Dan.
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    that's right - I said "Ahoy, Bitches!!!"
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    Me (and Sam!) looking VERY excited to be kissing Lil' Hottie Holly(TM)
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    Oh, Facebook - the only thing I love more than MySpace.
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    My bracelets indicate that I support ALL causes
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