I'm a fantasy.

I am a Montana redneck through and through. I am proud of my heritage. I am a Chippewa-Cree, Irish German. Red hair, green eyes, and olive skin and I am a Scorpio. I live in the mountains over looking the prairie, been here all my life. The Ranch has been and always will be part of me.

No I don't need your horse and I won't ride in your truck. I have my own. I love to hunt, drink, fight, 4x4, drink, play cards and dice, dance (with a pole), drink, and of course stay out all night carousing. Did I mention I have a love affair with Jack Daniels and I love to drink? He keeps me up late, drinking.

I am hell on heels and worse behind the wheel or in the saddle. I have rusted barbed wire for a halo. My wings have been clipped, but I still fly. I smell of the wild west, I talk of the rodeo, and rope with the worst of them.

Jesus has been and will be the only MAN who NEVER did me wrong and the ONLY one to EVER bring me to my knees. I need Jesus (I KNOW I am a sinner in need of a savior, he is there waiting for me), Jack, my gun, my dogs, my truck, and my horse. Nothing else.

I am the one and only Whiskey. Miss Nude Montana Crowd Favorite and a real pole cat. I am a free, yet very expensive, spirit. I am Whiskey... hear me hiccup.

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