The Retarded Potentials have or still do jump off the porch instead of using the stairs, check their mail three hours after its there, engage in wiffleball on the courthouse lawn, get old video games at rob's pawn, refuse to ever untie their shoes, pay $20 to hear you attempt Subterranean Homesick Blues, flatten coins on railroad tracks, spell out inappropriate words on grocery store racks, believe gummybears are to be eaten and not used as weapons, climb trees on windy days to have a photograph taken, think a test tube baby will bring back rock and roll in about eleven years, and pray sincerely hoping the test tube baby's band covers a song of theirs.