Capable of solving crimes at sub-light speed on 1985 detective software programs. Broad experience in all aspects of dirty soap pranks, hiding behind door pranks, and prank production. Direct experience with saving damsels in distress(es). Interested in early-stage gangs as well as tennis rallys Sunday morning around 10AM.

Going Down in History

Known for her dancing prowess, horse laugh, Mulan tendencies, and holding dogs like babies.

Check out the latest digital project with my man:

www.octoplace.com - a web app for foodies.

If you like my music tastebuds, you might like my food tastebuds...