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The 71st Annual Golden Globes Awards in 22 GIFs
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Hollywood was on its worst behavior at the 71st annual award show. From Diddy trying to lay one on Bono to Jennifer Lawrence double-fisting a drink and trophy, a look back on eight lessons learned by watching the event, as told through GIFs.
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      Rockwell had it right. When you're a famous person, you always have to be aware that there is, at all times, someone looking at you. Especially when you're at the fucking Golden Globes.
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      So I have no idea who you are. I tried googling Michael Sheen's girlfriend but you don't really look like a Carrie Keagan. Maybe you're in a show with him or maybe he did the cute, "Bring Your Sibling To An Award Show That Is Just Only Kinda/Sorta Important" thing, but either way, put down the water and get to clapping. It's easy. Just do it when everyone else is.
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      Someone tell The Edge that you can't go for a handshake or any other form of celebratory greeting that requires any hand-eye coordination when the other person is too busy making sure he or she is looking awesome, knowing all eyes are on them because they just won Best Original Song for Ordinary Love in Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom. And I don't even know what's going on with that old dude…
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      Here was a case of what you should be doing. Notice how the beautiful Sofia Vergara was aware of which camera would be on her in order to execute the perfect cute wave at. How Rashida Jones and Aziz Ansari are enhancing the overall frame by being bigger projections of themselves in their show Parks and Rec, cute and goofy respectively. Still fairly new in the scheme of Hollywood, but definitely in it for the long run. At awards shows at least.
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      But the main points go to Ron Swanson for keeping it one billion and just being Ron Swanson.
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      I used to think that if I were a successful actor, I'd have no problems walking up to the baddest bitch at the Trader Joe's and starting up a conversation. Especially if I was Marty McFly. I guess time travelers too get caught longing after women while having a slow zoom awkwardly occur. Quick, cut to commercial break.
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      What's worse than just being a loser, is being a loser that's trying. In the figure above, Bradley C. tries to join an A-B conversation. His attempts to relate to Leonardo DiCaprio and Ira Glass lookin ass seem futile. It's okay though because he can act and I really liked American Hustle. Let's grab some tacos Thursday Coop!
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      Don't fuck with Bryan Cranston. I know he's a brilliant actor but I highly doubt that the complex characters Vince Gilligan creates just leave the body when he yells cut. Look at this Vanna White wannabe guide Mr. Cranston off the stage like he's a low time corner boy. Tell me you don't see some Heisenberg still in there.
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      Not that he ever had a chance at winning against anything Breaking Bad, but if I were Michael Sheen, I'd wipe that fake smile off my face and be happy his girlfriend/daughter/sister date didn't have some Ricin slipped into her water.
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      Definitely some Satanic shit going on right now in Hollyhoof. Peep this little manifestation of Beelzebub himself through the usually flawless Orlando Bloom and tell me 9/11 wasn't fishy!
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      Speaks for itself. I don't know what shape she's forming with her hands but it definitely has three points. God help us.
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      I always thought her hair in House of Cards was part CG. It's just too perfect. Though now that I've seen it in real life, or as real as I'll probably see through a television, it's opened up a whole new perspective on how an evil, manipulative bitch could be so sexy.
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      Am I right fellas?
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      What do you think dude from Somali?
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      Kevin knows what I'm talking about.
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      The last time I was holding a drink in one hand and an award in the other was when I was twelve. I had just gotten my green belt in Tae Kwon Do, sipping on some of that young coconut and rocking an attendance trophy. I was cool as fuck. Now Jennifer has done stepped up the game with dudes blowing her kisses too. I ain't mad at it.
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