My specialty is hospitable hospitality: excellence in Apartment Hotel/Motel Management including Property Supervision; and I am knowledgeable about habitability, food and drink for a Restaurant/Bar or Night Club. I am University and Universally educated: I can socialize and exist with people of all cultures facilitating enjoyment of their apartment/homes or your establishment. I am a ‘one minute manger’ who resolves issues with instant decisions. My operating policy is ‘clean and green’: everything maintained and fresh; Curb appeal, proper product, accurate accounting, and problem avoidance, with good service to attract new business/tenants while maintaining current tenants/customers. I have the ability to supervise any enterprise: I improve balance sheets and coordinate heart beats. I comply with all laws and regulations of US Housing codes, California’s Health/Safety requirements, Municipal rent-control, tax credit or section 8rules while adhering to your firm’s standard operating procedures. My executive capacity encompasses; broom pushing to pushing a pencil and a desire to serve society. I am uniquely qualified to help enhance the ambiance of any business.

I began guarding; supervised the construction, then resident managed a 25 unit apartment building. I evolved to supervise a portfolio of 2,000 units comprised of apartments, a motel & 2mobile home parks. I speak, read, and write; Spanish, computer-ease,healthy-habitability, & eviction laws! I maintain properties properly; I promise to prudently maximizeprofitability and property value. Please be bold and interview me: I am productive, I have; a truck, motorcycle, sedan,limo, bicycle & clean DMV.

There are 3 options to utilize my ability to supervise and satisfy all: (A.) Hire me as an employee. (B.) Allow me to manage/supervise for a percentage of gross collected rents or income. (C.) I can purchase your property at top price with minimum or nothing down while honoring tenants’ contracts; avoiding gentrification and speculation.

To conserve time and money: I submit 8 Establishment Discrepancies; which might disqualify this application for opportunity. Unfortunately; my physical attributes &politics cause more discrimination than skin tint; society accepts our racial-ness but rejects my radical-ness against an establishment of extortion.As a professional; I dress conservatively with a tie and I have an educated civilized demeanor. I am cordial and all ways respectfully; I avoid any prejudice to create a content environment!

1. Anti-Establishment appearance: I have “grown my hair and beard for peace” since Mr. John Lennon’s’ murder. The situation leading to his assassination led to my decision to be a property/business manager because the Hotel Dakota staff failed to eject the murderer despite his lurking around the Hotel: staff should control the building and occupants!

2. Lack of Establishment certification: I invested 5 years completing 168 quarter units; studying The Art of Business at California State UniversityLos Angeles. In opposition to executions, I have; yet to earn a degree, a property management certification, or a business license. I have managed/supervised apartment buildings for over ten years. I avoid any notion of impropriety by constantly maintaining integrity and respecting everyone’s dignity to pursue a content future with loving appreciation.

3. Low Establishment credit rating: My FICO is low: due to a lack of income; I never established credit or used credit cards, thus, I have no established credit or utility bills. Good Will is the most valued asset, but, notlisted on the balance sheet because it can not be quantified. Please; recognize my ability to promote Good Will and profit, then I can raise my FICO.

4. Establishment is secondary to GOD/Jesus, Love and honesty: I am all ways fair and legal; some employers want to dictate exploitative and/or dishonest business practices which cost penalties/fees; lead to evictions and new tenants to pay increased rents. I love people and satisfy where I supervise; I achieve tenant compliance with friendliness and logic.

Tenants, vendors and you shall appreciate my fair treatment of all.

5. Establishment terminations:due to the above characteristics I have been terminated from most jobs. Short tenures/terminations exemplify my fair treatment of tenants/employees and my refusal to neither condone nor promote exploitative or unhealthy working/living conditions. My future career achievements shall be evident as I excel in a proper work environment where humanity is respected and dignity rewarded.

6. Lack of Establishment worth: due to a shoddy salary history I am not considered for lucrative executive positions. The question should not be: what is your salary history? Nor; how much salary do you require? The real question is; what is YOUR position worth? Requesting my salary history or my requirements is a form of financial discrimination/segregation to prevent upward social mobility. I respectfully request an opportunity to infiltrate establishment respectability after surviving the slums and ghettos of Los Angeles. Acknowledge:2 me; any salary is better than none.

7. No recent Establishment employment: I have recent work history; guarded 5 unit rehabilitation then leased them up and I am currently leasing a 12 unit bachelorette complex in 90037. I all ways operate prudently: I get by with odd jobs and generosity from family and friends. For the past decade I have cared for my elders and stayed at friends’ homes enjoying life with them. I work sporadically and have a1991 Lincoln limo to earn extra money. I have been clean and arrest free for 30 years; my last executive employment; ended 7-14-06with PAMA Management, resident managing a 250 unit complex.

8. Establishment chemical discrimination: Please judge my moral business character and not try to analyze the chemical content of my urine. I vote for an end the war-on-drugs: it plunders our planet and human dignity; because it insults cultural diversity while inciting violence. Therefore; I refuse to submit to a drug test and I advocate US Green Party! I am a professional: I can logically handle any reality peacefully minimizing complications. I am content, avoid tobacco and promote world-peace with ecological prosperity: I promise; I am all ways prudently alert.

My integrity is evident and verifiable: I operated many cash registers, handled inventories and collected a decade of rents; amounting to million$.

I am available for an instant interview or consultation for your situation.

I function with absolute integrity:Thank you; I appreciate your consideration,

Mr. Robert Torres (323)258-4434 or apt.manager@yahoo.com

References and/or formal resume available upon request.

If the position requires a team: I have various competent team-work-room-mates, also available for immediate hire! Whomever I work with; I maintain 52% of all final decisions according to rental, health,and safety laws which comply with your firm’s Standard Operating Procedures.

Hi Sweetie, I understand and can help you with living space;you help me administratively…be my apprentice and secretary….sex not requirednor expected!

I respect your ability to help me…achieve prosperity andposterity.

Mature Wizard seeks young apprentice to magically work.



Please possibly-Allow Us: 2 FIND work as an apt. managementteam 2 live rent FREE!



Aloha Human Honey,

I seek a partner to team up with and LOCATE apartmentmanagement work together! We can beassociates as living-work-room-dream-mates to enjoy the benefit of FREE RENT: ifwe collect it and account for it. Pleaseconsider my proposal to be my apprentice and affiliate to establish anapartment management and/or supervision team.

You are welcome to share my space here in Temecula, CA:until we locate work.

This is a career opportunity requiring an honest happyintelligence; it provides flexibility to develop other sources of income andachieve personal goals. Managementduties require completion not office hours; if all units are rented and tenantscontent, we receive bonuses. Manypositions require a TEAM to administrate and supervise maintenance. I promise: I can work and live togetherjoyously; because the joy of a good job and luxurious living space predicate mydesire for Love. I am trilingual Spanish,English, and Computer-ease; I have 10 years experience managing apartments inthe Southern California area. Your abilities andintelligent beauty add to our appeal especially if you speak a second or thirdlanguage.

Ladies are morecompatible to me; psychologically, philosophically, physically, psychically,and politically: therefore; Iseek a feminine partner, to share living space and work together daily. This is easy with pleasant personalities and anhonest desire for lucrative longevity. Beinga team mate facilitates acquiring work: as a Human Resource person advised me;"I would hire you: BUT; our insurance doesn’t want a single person with thekeys to beautiful peoples' apartments". I promise to cooperate and handle our sexual reality with dignity;according to our compatibilities and your desires.

There are three ways we can prosper; 1. We locate work asbusiness associates and partners to be hired as employees, thus, receive asalary and an apartment to reside in, 2. Contract work as Absolute Supervisionmy company to earn a percentage of; the gross collected rents we collect, 3. We buy with a zero $ down payment deal; we submitgenerous purchase proposals benefitting seller to acquire and operate apartmentbuildings: promising to honor tenants and not to gentrify or convert tocondominiums.

Every month our rent will be free plus a salary whichdepends on amount of units we manage and our responsibilities: or we develop acash flow from buildings we acquire. It is easy to enjoy being rewarded for:executive honesty by collecting rents while managing fairly and equally; sotenants can quietly enjoy their apartment homes. Some positions have expensive building rents;therefore, housing is too expensive, then, we earn a generous salary, liveoff-site and purchase an income property we own together.

All conditions are negotiable; and we can abide according tothe promises we establish.

1. We can existharmoniously and enjoy life where we dream, eat, work and exercise.

2. I shall respectyour privacy and will honor all living conditions we agree to.

3. I exist as an ovo-lacto-vegetarian;and I appreciate all appetites.

4. I am 420compatible; I party with moderation to celebrate life socially.

I am a dignified professional: upgrading my career, with aneffervescent partner. Our mutual cooperationwill earn us a new apartment home with responsibilities to orchestrate afunctional housing complex that enhances the community. I have the willingness to work anywhere in Southern California. I am well researched 'cultural vulture'; therefore, I co-exist with all culturesof people joyfully and I enjoy the best from all ethnicities to promote andestablish world peace with prosperity. Ian avid advocate and member of the US GREEN tea PARTY because: we must help ourglobal village avoid destruction! OurSOUL-U-tion is:

World #LOVEvolution; first we end hunger, to dissipate hate,then vanquish violence, dismantle nuclear reactor/weapons, and control cancers!

Thank you: your time and consideration are appreciated.

My offer for a live in apprenticeship: is contingent on our compatibility.

I appreciatively consider all offers for barter, work,lodging, Love, and counseling.

JESUS, GOD, all the Prophets, scientific ecology, andphilosophical Logic command: LOVE your neighbor; and bake Love-cake to dignifyhumanity.

Mahalo Peace and Love all ways to everyone: Robert akamr-funsun.



p.s. My secret to a content LIFE: I allow seduction to beginin the Lady's heart: thus; if you are not attracted to me, I can forgo romanceand excel at profitability. We can help preserveoxygen and water to preclude human extinction. I promise to adhere to our agreement and existin harmony: I respect and adore ladies; my sexual fantasy is to create babies. I help enhance existences; produce peoples' dreams;and assist people maintain health through contentment.



www.mr-funsun.com 323.258-44 thirty four

Aloha:

I seek an interesting,rewarding, long-term position; I can logically manage and supervise anyproperty or business. My life is wiselyinvested in the Los Angelesarea, the city of my birth and the home of my choice. I am a diligent person who started rentingapartments for $500 per month and evolved to accommodate tenants at any levelof luxury. I have enjoyed ten years operatingapartments: commuting to work by staircase; promoting satisfaction amongtenants, attracting new tenants & maximizing profitability with good honestservice. If necessary to fill position;I know professional work-mates who are available, depending on the team positionbenefits and location.

My abilities facilitate aprofessional contribution both to the community and to a harmonious living and workingenvironment. My clear perspective oflegal and financial ramifications; precludes problems while magnifying GoodWill and tranquility. I am knowledgeableabout Earth, our cultures and solutions to our planet’s complications. My work experience is diversified andextensive: It includes; attending to people at fast food restaurants, carwashes, gas stations, as a waiter, delivery driver, sales representative,construction assistant superintendent for 25 units, and care giving. I also provided security services byprotecting people and guarding valuables such as; an apartment constructionsite, a Cadillac Dealership, a nightclub, & all at a FEDCO (from cashoffice to jewel inventory). My practicalaptitude and attitude enables me to supervise and complete all projects and goalsfor profitability.

Skills: 1. (30 wpm) Computer, legal, and Spanishliterate: University and universally educated. 2. I fully comprehend all construction principles & I have knowledgeablemechanical ability. 3. I joyfully interact with diverse social cultures, andadhere to standards within company policies. 4. Red Cross Certified: Lifeguard (CPR) and Water SafetyInstructor. 5. I have executive capacityand a unique desire to prosper; while promoting #EarthPeace. 6. I am mature, reputable, righteous &available immediately to work for a beneficial future as we preserve our planetwhile profiting from reputable behavior and a dependable product. If provided opportunity, I shall strive forexcellence and future development with your organization according to your standardoperating procedures. I am earnest,energetic, eager, & I serve people equally.

SALARY: I appreciate all offers for work or financialremuneration. My integrity is verifiable:recently I have been leasing apartments on a part time basis. I seek a new beginning to work with an honest,ecological, equitable, and profitable organization to enjoy communalappreciation. I can supervise anyenterprise and any salary is better than none. My last working position: I assisted supervision of a movie production/Raveparty location; paid $20 an hour and RV parking space. My last apartment management: was a teamposition {250 units} paid $3k a month; 3 bd/2ba apartment and separate office. I promise: to promptly collect Rent; use legalnotices to motivate non-payers and undesirables to move out or proceedwith efficient eviction, prepare vacancies to be ‘rent ready’ , efficientlyoperate ‘Clean and Green’ for curbappeal and good will.

Thank you: I appreciateyour consideration;

RespectfullySubmitted, RobertTorres

manger@mr-funsun.com (323)258-4434

Aloha Human Honey;

There is irrefutable scientific evidence that war-fare and pollution are causing our sky 2 fall as oxygen our LIFE source is consumed: Therefore: Please help;

World #LOVEvolution: 2dismantle nuclear reactors/weapons: and end hunger/hate/violence/cancers, 4humanity’s survival.

PLEASE consider my proposal to help each other enjoy prosperity and longevity, My capacity to LOVE is intense due to my experience; I promise to help produce your dreams and protect you all ways from danger!

I understand Life and know Friendship is essential; also I desire romance with progeny. You are well-come 2find me acceptable 4 a merry Marriage and/or breed with me, or just friendly play,either way I offer to share my existence/situation 24/7, also you can help materialize my plan 4 prosperity and participate in celebrations!

As buddies: We can definitely prosper; and maybe experience romance, together!

Earth needs our Love;therefore, we must unite and establish Peace by registering, voting, and promoting the Political Party of LOVE: The GREEN PARTY, which dignifies humanity -fair not war-fare!

Please protect our oxygen and drink-able water by eliminating war-mongers and pollution. We must object to all violence and the factthat: daily people starve/thirst; while others squander Earth’s resources withwar or waste!

I am applying 4 your friendship; and possible romance because,

I seriously seek 2replicate my DNA with a happy-healthy beauty like you!

I respect your reality,intelligence, and emotions: we can exist in harmony, dream, play, vote and eat2 live-long and prosper.

I offer: absolute LOVE: financial partnership, spiritual allegiance;

and cultured chromosomes 4us 2 create new souls 2gether!

Please pardon my chronology: my age is that of a grandpa; yet, I am youthful and in better condition then when I was seventeen! We can celebrate Love for the first time and practice true CHRIST-ianity to benefit all creatures!

I desire help with my life; including with my website and administrative goals.

People are available 2 help your enjoyment of Life and I can help you introduce you and un-complicate difficulties.

I seek an affectionate apprentice 2 affect future effect with progeny!

I know Earth is 4enjoyment of Life and Love 4 all!

I am at your service 24/7 to alleviate any obstacle and/or 2 celebrate LIFE!

I am an appreciative: 8%er; A Catholic-American-capitalistic-comrade-420crusader, also A Female Loving, Progeny seeking, Gun carrying Motorcyclist, avid Green Party advocate, and Los Angeles is the home of my birth and my preference !

Please affect our future effect: sweet human; Mahalo/Shalom/As Salaam/Peace/Paz.

mr-funsun Southern California USA

In the name of JESUS/GOD/ALLAH-Karma-Universal Energy-MotherNature:

I Seek co-con-SPIRITors 4 LOVEvolution and a lady 4 merrymarriage/happy family.

Honest Holistic Hometown Homeboy will escort you anywhere24/7!

Enjoy existence every day with a Happy huMAN BEing!

1.323.258-4434