You know that I dig beards and mustaches necessarily heavy amps and guitars. You know I like everything from the Beatles to Zappa, and if you've had a listening session with me, you were in the rabbit hole thinking if the red or the blue pill is right.

Or you're looking at this as a Carnival passenger and looking at this as an audiobiography of the man you just met as Mustache Mike. It sure doesn't sound like the Earth, Wind and Fire or the Jimmy Buffet you heard last cruise but I appreciate the effort.

Just think to yourself, this is what you get when you crossbreed Central European with Southeast Asia, raise him in the Second City, educate him in the Bible Belt (University of North Texas) and send him floating in the oceans for 9-10 months of the year.

Enjoy.