This will be your number one spot to see a cool guy, his friends and think about important questions. What kinds of questions...

"Why isn't my Kazaa working?"

"Is this burned CD going to eat me in my sleep?"

"Do I have the courage to wear 80's jeans?"

"Did my friend get AIDS because a syringe got caught in his JINCO jeans and poked him in the leg?"

"Why are the Adult Swim message boards filled with sarcastic Star Trek Voyager fans?"

"Is Aqua Teen Hunger Force getting to dark?"

"Should I have sold my soul for that mp3 player?"

International Channel is the best network ever. I tape all of their shows. Now I'm running out of room to live. I slept on a pile of tapes last night. I had a refrigerator magnet in my pocket and ruined an episode of Dragonball GT. But I'm not as mad as I could be because Dragonball GT kind of sucks for the sole reason that Gohan is not using his mystic form. Like, what the hell is up with that?

I spent 12 hours last night trying to find out if Dragonball AF is real. I regret nothing.

The other people who enter the Tokyo Pop Rising Stars of Manga Contest are jerks. Marty Legrow for example. I went to the baseball Hall of Fame and Facebook auto tagged her in all the pictures of Babe Ruth... then she bitched me out for tagging her in pictures without her permission.

What is up with Facebook anyway? It's like boring My Space.