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Classic - Friends and Family
James Simmons
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      The Alycia and Jimmy at Alycia's 23rd birthday. That isn't a lanyard around my neck. It's her leash for me.
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      Baby in uterus. Better than oyster on the half shell. This is baby James, Neysa's kid.
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      This is the belly of Neysa. It is an ancient temple, used only once before this picture was taken. It is housing the protospawn, James
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      Damian, Son of Matthew
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      Karen, stalker of me
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      Ahh, the temple is beginning to show signs that the protospawn is growing
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      Note the lack of jewelry. Such adornments displease the protospawn.
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      Miss Mouse. I did the design on her face for Outland. In hindsight I should have told her it was a tattoo gun and not a sharpie.
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      My sister and I at Golden Corral. I love my sister, but her bio luminescent teeth wash out the color of any picture she is in.
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      Allie Briski upon graduation from the sacred halls of Reynoldsburg High. The once sacred halls are now overrun with mindless puddings.
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      Jared. He is the Albino Jew-Slut. And yes, he deserves to have his descriptors capitalized.
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      Dani, shortly after calling her current boyfriend the "ex" twice in one night. She loves him, yet isn't in love with him.
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      Cellphones emit radiation. Didn't you know that? Kenny does.
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      Hear no normal. See no normal. Speak no normal.
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      Hippy hug at Oldfield's during Comfest. The lack of melanin is astounding.
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      My (s)mother. She is 4'10". This woman's laughter can be heard for miles. In a vacuum. Her hammer space is filled with food.
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