My very, very World FAMOUS G, G Grandfather was of the highest royal majesty! A King, invented the Inhaler and the Haliborange pill! (300 million people have asthma) Owned/chairman of the biggest and richest, world leading Pharmaceutical company for 300+ years, made all the drugs, surgical instruments and operating tables for theaters e.t.c! (check your inhaler/box, (Respiratory system, Allen and Hanbury) He lived (Has at least 10) Billion buck, (Now priceless) very famous Palaces, Main with 40 servants special Butlers/Maids and 20 gardeners and guards, (He was a world authority on orchids) Had an observatory in the roof! On all the post cards! 24 carat GOLD wallpaper in every room, with marble. In the area where all pop stars live. Hanbury botanical gardens in Italy! Sculpted statues of him in his memory. E.t.c
The global pharmaceutical market is worth 300 billion a year. We made 10,000+ Trillion over three century's/Four generations of heritage, within our time! There were overheads and which equates to our traditional money, while we were the CEO of our company! We are the BEST on the planet! We saved millions of lives! Humble success was A dream within DREAM'S! Served on a silver dish! Sat on his throne! Crowned the KING of KING'S that he was! We still give awards to this day. We had a fantastic relationship ALL around the world, we sold/interacted with every Country in the world, ALL 203 Countries, we received presents from other King's like, Prussia and Saxony. We worked VERY hard!!!! We knew/met had events with all Kings/Queens/Princes/Princesses around the world! We are them! I'm ROYALTY! You HAVE to bow to me. My better blood! We kill everyone!! Don't worry tho, we were anti slavery! (Helped free them!) ALL my ancestors are titled... They were brain, heart and plastic surgeons, Sir knight company executives, politicians, Major-Generals, professors of English law, Lawyers, 1st barons (Aristocracy) Film directors and producers, president of board agriculture, pharmacologists, physicians, Colonels, silk merchants in Shanghai that owned largest private land in the Country, gardeners, Lord Lieutenants, MOP's, chemists (herbarium silver medal) Astronomers, 4 of them were knighted in there time. (E.g Victoria medal of honour) For philanthropy. My great grandparent was the youngest matron (nurse) in England! The Noble Monarchs didn't do anything/leisure! My Great Uncle was A man of leisure. My uncle was a very famous Rocket Scientist (Ballistic Missiles) Also invented other products! (Grammar) He was AMAZING with fireworks! He went to Buckingham Palace with his father for a MBE GOLD medal from Queen Elizabeth II. Went to Las Vegas! My Grandad was another Rocket Scientist/pilot won the war (Spitfires) with FAME (Kate Middleton, went to the same school as my Grandfather, Marlborough) Fired Rocket motors, (Loved FERRARI F1) they both worked for the Queen. They both signed the Official Secrets Act. He went to school with A lot of people famous people on T.V! He also owned a $350,000 Porsche! Had two Porsche tractors as well! Porsche factory in Germany for the tour. He won Red Marley twice (It was on the radio) They put him on the T.V a couple of years ago! His motorbike, was put in the National Motorcycle Museum. His Dad was a TRUE Gentleman didn't work. My granny went to finishing school in Switzerland, our etiquette is untouchable. She was a beautician in Bond street, London. (You can imagine the socializing/events, posh formal cocktail parties in the day, also champagne and cigarette parties in the evening e.t.c) She was very popular! The peasants/commoners were always sectioned off wherever she went! Always wore pearls. She gave me a $200,000 Diamond ring! We also have the family crest ring, several! She received a recognition award! Her brother was a rubber plantation manager in Africa, We've A pet monkey, from Sumatra! He wears dungarees and smokes cigars, (Very naughty) He can even drive a jeep! Her grandparents were pharmacists, Her parents are world leaders in pharmaceutical chemicals and chemistry! They were chauffeured everywhere! Our Hanbury name has been used for landmarks, streets, cities, villages, clubs, pubs, hotels, halls, shops, gardens, towns and golf courses! We're world renowned! My uncles and aunts are croquet champions, doctors and several nurses (E.g flying Doctor service Africa) Radiographers. We've been to Buckingham Palace several times! Done radio interviews. They had to look after another Prince one time, but that's secret! Musicians, violin x 3 saxophone x 2, clarinet, acoustic/electric/bass guitar, keyboard, drums x 2, flute, and piano! All grade 8! Singers. Worked for the ordinance survey (MAPS)! Forensics, Some play golf in Beverly Hills, one got a hole in 1 and other is captain of the woman's club! Also builds boats, won competitions and writes articles for the magazines! Receptionists, estate agents and dealt in antique furniture. Masters in Art e.t.c My cousins are accountants who handle hundreds of millions of pounds, that work for Siemens (sky divers) Famous multi-Millionaire stockbrokers, on the internet. Groundsmen, English teachers in South America, mainly Columbia but sometimes Brazil! Escorts, charity work, as well as physiotherapists. 5 kids at nursery! Some of there partners work high up in Coca-Cola! My Fathers cousin worked as a camera man for the BBC! E.t.c Thats my Dads side!!! My Princess sister (Convents) is a world famous fashion designer. My mom is The Supreme-Empress of this worlds empire, pro-rollerskater and scuba diver, also a michelin star chef! Born with a silver spoon in her mouth! Adopted but born in the same hospital as Prince George! Had Pony's! Went to boarding school, finishing school! Had head housekeepers. Her side are into hotels, Chairman, forests, government, business, property, politics and oil investment, "Money" World famous! Charity (1 million donated/Donkey sanctuary) Very futuristic! An environmentalist, national honour degree's, landmarks and statues, many secrets as well e.t.c They won the lottery twice! (Bonus) But we're prestige anyway. Private people! I'm not aloud to say anything! More impressive than the Trillions on my Dad's side, Mom's inherited an infinity Googol! I'm heir, HA! We payed to be taken off the worlds richest list… Privacy! I'm set up for life ;-) I'm from an immensely wealthy family! I'm eccentric! We always have loads of parties and social gatherings/events (E.g FABULOUS Red Carpet for formal dinners/boat launches, salsa dancing e.t.c) Also people with tigers! All our friends are billionaires/millionaires, private jet company owners, playboy centrefolds, T.V chefs e.t.c That's just the tip of the iceberg! I'm The Mighty.. MEGA-KING. I have to keep some stuff confidential! (sorry) My Family tree/history is beyond your comprehension! They have like six books to explain it! I couldn't possibly tell you everything and I'm not aloud to! I could bore you ALL day with that stuff! I'm partly Irish, mostly English, French but ALL American!! I'm ACTUALLY 10+ times [Made] BETTER than you, It's my blood, FACT! I'm a REAL life living mythical Solid Gold GOD! I have blonde DNA and bluest of blue special eyes,! I'm an athlete (I have a 6 pack) When I was very young I raced pro mountain bikes (Cheddar Gorge) but underneath my true passion was Motocross! I fell in love with the sport when I was 4 years old! I was instantly hooked! I was a late starter. Motocross is a way of life, I've competed in many supercross and motocross events! Coventry club, AMCA, Cotswold (fastest club in the W/M) Wilden club, National ACU PRO Supercross, I practice 2-3 times A week, I have my own gym to train, I've done at least 50+ races! and WON ;) I'm called the Superstar! I'm in the top 20% of riders In the world, career! But I've had health issues the last few yrs! I love pro mx/sx many sorts of shows like MXON, International events, e.t.c I know all my favourite superhero riders, I've got the autographs and V.I.P time with them! I enjoy electric guitar. I LOVE my Diamond and jewellery collection! My elite designer sponsored clothes, e.g Valentino. I also LOVE my American Express GOLD card, Mom has the Centurion Black Card invite! I'm amazing at skiing, they put me in the beginner group and wouldn't move me up! I won ALL 5 gold and 1 silver in pro. (Medals) At the slalom! I won a impersonation competition on HEART FM when I was a kid! I may be a proper toff, but I'm very lucky with the ladies! I've had a special time with some super girls. Queens, Princesses, supermodels, pornstars, celebrities and fitness. I love fake tits lol!! I consulted Britney's dentist in L.A because I didn't like my teeth, I've had them fixed to a SWAN smile for $70,000 and I'm ecstatic. I stick to my own! I'm totally in "HOLLYWOOD" I live in a 5 million dollar, 4 storied Georgian mansion at the moment! Has beautiful French shutters on all the windows! Heated marble floors! Everything's brand new inside! NO mortgage! In the poshest area EVER. I have exotic swimming pools with waterfall/fountain jacuzzis SPA! I also have famous NAMED 5 star Hotels, Golf courses and Country clubs, Palazzo Palaces. Worth millions, Favourite; Nation Treasure. All around the world I can live in. All my properties are owned! LOVE parties, Especially HALLOWEEN! When I was young I went to Star Stage school of ballet dancing! I also did tap dancing, performing arts (T.V), break dancing, I excelled in tournament fencing and I'm pro at drama/acting e.t.c! I won a competition once, I got to meet the Mayer! I went to private school, (King's) but I ripped the piss! I was told I could be A comedian, I got expelled! But had fun doing it. I was A jock! I didn't have to go to senior high until 10 o'clock, set 1 for everything! I love video games! My friends all went to Oxford/Cambridge/Harvard Uni. I'm totally the DON now! I've experimented with drugs, young! Which is quite ironic! I can pick/create ANY drug you can possibly imagine from my world class, MAGIC! I've made the front cover of world newspapers for many undisclosed reasons! I'm clean now for 12 years! (I'm a retired Gangster) My Father loves expensive helicopters! Went to junior/senior private schools! He was told he would become a nuclear physicist, He ended up doing law! We are the best Lawyers in the world! He also has a distinction in elocution! Loves motorbikes. One thing he did was aerial photography! Drove Brand NEW Rolls Royces ALL day smoking Cuban cigars. I go everywhere in limousines with Cristal champagne and Dom Perignon, cruise in Aston Martins and Lamborghini's! We drive performance tuned Mercedes and Porsche, show-cars! I left my prom in a "brand new" convertible Scuderia Ferrari, crema and Rosso corsa lol! Revving the engine flat out, ALL the kids screaming my name papparazzing it, totally surrounded! I stole the Ball, James Bond style. Many Ferrari experiences, much passion! I'm involved with T.V, radio, media, WWE, magazines, papers, movies, record labels and PORNO! America made me famous, BIG time success. Snowballed from there, I'm a leading HOLLYWOOD mega star now! Thanks! I'm also a C.I.A Distinguished Intelligent cross. 007 I'm a Super-Elite-Hero that freed/saved a girl Madeline, stopped an ice cream man from being beheaded, I've fought Thomas Hewitt 50 times and WON. Rescued a damsel in distress redhead. We helped an agent escape eternal torture! Jim Kongs bomb and caught Bin Laden ALL by myself just for fun! I won the war. Queen Vs Evil E.t.c Britney Spears wrote and performs 10 of my songs, FOR ME! E.t.c Can't take me, specialized combat! Me and my super-stardom legacy! I'm having the best FUCK ever so to speak! Dumper truck... Blacklist! Facebook, LinkedIn Twitter/Instagram @ElliotFlubber I can do ANYTHING! The FLASH wrath of my reign! It really was like a dream, better than a dream! That's my fairytale, We all lived happily ever after!