Date of Birth: 27 December, 1970

Star Sign: Capricorn

Religion: Dariologist

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 115kg

Hair: Black

Eyes: Brown

Complexion: Olive

Racial Heritage: Anglo-Asian

Marital Status: Single

Favourite TV show: Doctor Who

Favourite band: The Beatles

Favourite male singer: Morrissey

Favourite female singer: Suzi Quatro

Favourite food: Anything that doesn't involve killing poor, harmless, fluffy, cuddly animals

Favourite drink: Pepsi

Favourite tipple: Bouron and Coke

Favourite Clothes: Denim, Doc Martens and shirt

Favourite Holiday Place: Pacific Sun Friends Nudist Retreat, Caboolture

Favourite album: Dark Adapted Eye by Danielle Dax

Favourite movie: Grease

Favourite book: You Can Heal Your Life - Louise Hay

Favourite magazine: Don't read them

Dream woman: Jessica Origliasso

Dream man: Jesus Christ

Likes: Netsurfing, giving and receiving massages, skinndipping, being naked when I can, writing songs and poetry, my house, my family, my friends, pizza, cats and dogs and rabbits, nightclubbing, hanging out with friends.

Dislikes: Racists, sexists, homophobes, gymnophobes, most WASP right-wing preachers, liars, child molesters, corrupt politicians, itchy skin, peak hour traffic, petrol prices in Australia, bullies, creative block, drunks, most service stations, people who are cruel to animals, people who are delusional, people with no lives and want to fuck other people's lives up around them, drugs, cigarettes, litterbugs, political correctness, inequality, superior rights for social minorities.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and had one album in your CD pouch, which would it be?: The Island Story (25 years of Island Records)

If you could meet one person you haven't met yet, who would it be?: I'd say Spencer Tunick, or Jock Sturges or David Hamilton. Any photographer who can make people, especially young people, feel confident about their sexuality and bodies gets the thumbs up from me.

What colour underpants do you like wearing?: Piss off!

What's better: vinyl or MP3?: I prefer vinyl, and I also miss cassettes and 78s and 8-track cartridges!

Who would you say has impressed you the most?: I'd say Jessica Origliasso. Any woman who can handle a 20 ft Burmese python, reaches out to the disadvantaged, braves being humiliated on the Nickoldeon Kids Awards, and can sing songs in just about any genre from Roy Orbison to The Scorpions deserves my kudos.

What sort of people make you feel uncomfortable?: Self-righteous religious fanatics who think they know everything and have got life sussed, macho guys, alcoholics and drug addicts, insane street people. They should all be put into an asylum, rehabilitated and drafted into the army for all I care!

What is the worst job you've ever had?: Telemarketing and polishing bullbars on 4WDs.

What is the best job you've ever had?: Working as a glamour models agent for B&B Agency in Brisbane in 1994.

What would you never do even if you were offered tons of money for it?: Take drugs or get drunk. I respect my body too much than want to defile it in that manner.

If you could go back in time to any era on Earth, which time would it be?: The early 70's so I could be old enough to see my favourite childhood bands live.