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Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn
Brothers of Ours
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    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      "What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      "Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
    • Classic - Johnny's Coffeehouse, Thank you Garyn Mix Photo
      "The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep.&
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