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      Congratulatings to animal actor, Jonny the Monkey. It was announce that he will star in new pornofilm "50 Shades of Blue". It is about homosexual hat sellsman who have sexytimes with other mans. But do not worry. Jonny does not have any scene with homosexual actions. Only two parts where he give hand relief to man, and one where he accept mouth party from him.
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      Did you know that Kazakhstan take in 5 vacationers from US and A resort in Guantanamo, after Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev was ask by Barracks O'Bama? Our Premier like this chocolate face Irish man very much, but still insist he sweeten deal by add 5 case of Pepsi Max. And he get it. [www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/dec/31/five-guantanamo-prisoners-flown-to-kazakhstan-for-resettlement|mysp.ac/152ic]
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      Hollywoods Reporter say "20th Century Fox to Reportedly Open Kazakhstan Office" This is studio who made distributing of my moviefilm. They also adding 3D to all seven theaters in my country! Studio hires gypsy children who act out scenes while it is project on screen behind them. And during shooting parts they throw potatos at audience. It is very exciting! . [www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/20th-century-fox-reportedly-open-756496|mysp.ac/W2uD]
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      BBCs write "Kazakhstan: Villagers use 'guard wolves' for protection" A man in my village buy one of these guard wolfs. It is very nice.  On first day, he also buy monkey to ride on back. We laugh to see wolf run in circles. Around and around he go. Then monkey fall off and he eat it. My friend go through four monkeys before wolf get full. Great success.[www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-30515646|mysp.ac/Vxjs]
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      Shalom Lifes write "Kazakhstan: A Jewish Culture Guide" article. I would like to thank the peoples who write this guide book for all the places to avoid in my country. Very nice. [www.shalomlife.com/culture/25183/shalom-kazakhstan-a-jewish-culture-guide/|mysp.ac/RGii]
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      Tengri News write "Rumors of second devaluation in Kazakhstan are speculations: experts" ... This is rumor start by nosy government of Uzbekistan. There is no problem with value of our currency. Just like when Borat was boy, it still only cost 20,000 Tenge for can of Pepsi and 27 Tenge to spend night with prostitute.   [en.tengrinews.kz/finance/Rumors-of-second-devaluation-in-Kazakhstan-are-speculations-experts-255107|mysp.ac/OUkz]
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      Azer News write headline "Kazakhstan not to increase fuel and lubricant prices"...   This make my brother Bilo very happy, since it mean he can afford to continue making sexytimes with his chicken.   [www.azernews.az/region/69320.html|mysp.ac/OOds]
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      Tengri News post article: "Kazakhstan wooing foreign investors at a breathtaking pace this year" This is true. If you are foreigner who will invest at least 25 U.S. and A dollars to my country, our new Prime Minister will take you for very romantic dinner. This is follow by moon light walk around Semipalatinsk nuclear testing site where he will give you quick hand relief before all your hairs fall out. [en.tengrinews.kz/opinion/496/|mysp.ac/OKI2]
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      Azernews write : "Kazakhstan to harvest 17 mln tons of grain in 2014". Because of cold winter, this is second only to my country's 2014 pubis harvest ! We export more than 19 million ton of pubis to use for scrub pots & pan, and also for make Halloween costume of chocolate face peoples. [www.azernews.az/region/69239.html|mysp.ac/OGBV]
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      Azernews write : "Kazakhstan to harvest 17 mln tons of grain in 2014". Because of cold winter, this is second only to 2014 pubis harvest ! We export more than 19 million ton of pubis to use for scrub pots & pan, and also for make Halloween costume of chocolate face peoples.[www.azernews.az/region/69239.html|mysp.ac/OGBV]
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      NewsTalk Zb write "Nibali improves Kazakhstan's image" by win Tour de France bicycling race... But it is no wonder that 'Team Astana Pro' win this race - look at size of Vincenzo Nibali's front wheel ! La La La. You will never catch him![www.newstalkzb.co.nz/auckland/news/spspo/1987475436-cycling--nibali-improves-kazakhstan-s-image|mysp.ac/OApS]
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      [BleacherReport.com|mysp.ac/O2Oq] have article that say Kazakhstan "Volleyball Player's Team and Coach Claim She's Too Attractive, Distracts Fans". That is old news for people who live in village where Sabina Altynbekova grow up... Every day, all the mens there would come out to sit on fence, drink fermented horse urine, and watch her pull plough in field. This work make her very strong player. She can now spike ball as hard as our military's most powerful catapult. [bleacherreport.com/articles/2142307-volleyball-players-team-and-coach-claim-shes-too-attractive-distracts-fans|mysp.ac/O2OP]
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      New "Planet of the Apes" moviefilm finally open at all three cinemas in my country! Borat very much like main actor man, Charlatan Hestons. He is tough guy who try to make a sexy time with this monkey.
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      Cihan News write that Premier of France will make visit to glorious Kazakhstan. I was VERY impress when I visit the Eye Full Tower in his country. We will show him the Astana water tower when he come here. This was where they film final scene of moviefilm "King Khram", where Jonny the Monkey fight Kazakhstan airforce who attack him with their hangs gliders. Then we will eat dinner, shoot dog, and he will surrender his country to us. [en.cihan.com.tr/news/French-president-to-visit-Kazakhstan_0026-CHMTUxMDAyNi80|mysp.ac/Nm54]
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      Tengri News write: "Kazakhstan-based car makers facing obstacles to car exports to Russia". What is problem? Our wheels are almost perfectly round! [en.tengrinews.kz/markets/Kazakhstan-based-car-makers-facing-obstacles-to-car-exports-to-Russia-254861/|mysp.ac/Nm2h]
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