We’ll never get tired of re-visiting the vintage Myspace days and discovering more and more gems. Today we’ve put our designer’s cap on and studied the profiles of some well-known celebrities who used to dedicate a lot of their time to reading PMs, posting bulletins and coming up with elaborate layouts. And when we say “elaborate,” we mean bold but not-so-beautiful.

Here are 10 celebrity profiles that definitely would not have made our Top 8.

Kim Kardashian

These days everything Kim K does is news-worthy — including her old Myspace profile. But back in 2005 she was a mainly unknown Myspace gal with a very limited amount of online friends. Her old page is not all horrible per se, but it’s hilarious compared to her current status of certified Internet breaker. Princess Kimberly’s pre-stardom phase included an “I’m a princess and you’re not so there!” quote in the bio, aspirations to meet God and desire to have kids “someday”. And it was all in pink, obvi.