It’s safe to say none of these people are fit for the Cheater Of The Year award. Didn’t anyone tell them that if you want to start cheating, you should at least learn how to be discreet, careful and — most importantly — always pick the right person for your text booty call? Otherwise your little rendezvous will cost you an arm, a leg and probably you beloved Porsche.

When Your Boyfriend Takes Everything Too Seriously

You know how bitchy a text message can look like if you forget to put a smiley face in the end? Well, for some people even a heart sign doesn’t do the trick. Do. Not. Date. People. Who. Are. Too. Serious. Ever.

When Your Dad Doesn’t Know How to Cheat Properly

If you are about to cheat (and please don’t think we’re encouraging you!), at least make sure that your lover is disease-free. And you should probably also double check the number you're texting, to make sure it's not your kid.

When Your Boyfriend Mistakes You for His Confidante

Boys love to kiss and tell. Or in most cases these days — cheat and text. The main struggle here is to pick the right person to confide in. The difference between your best friend and the girl you’ve just cheated on can be deadly.

When You Cheat But Forget to Hide Your Xbox

First rule of cheating: lock the valuables before going on your sleazy adventure. Otherwise you can repeat the fate of this clueless cheater and lost not just the girl but also the Xbox. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one is more painful.

When Your Daddy is Too Horny to Read

If you go as far as bragging about your "12 incher," then maybe, just maybe, make sure it’s not your own child you’re sexting. It could’ve been worse: the aforementioned dad could’ve attached a dirty pic to the message. We’d charge $100 extra for that.

When You Mix Up Your Joshes with Your Johns

Never cheat with the people whose names are almost identical to your boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s. That way you’re in danger of saying the wrong name not just in text but also in bed. Oh and for the tenth time, make sure you’re always picking the right addressee for your sexcapades stories.

When Your Mom is a Lame Cheater

Sure, it’s nice when your mom still looks great and likes to go out. Until she starts bringing random men home while your dad is out at work. We’re still not sure what this MILF is more scared of: having to bribe her way out of this sext fail or potentially not getting laid tonight.

When You Jump to Conclusions Way Too Soon

Yes, you probably won’t believe it, but there is more than just one way to cheat. But there’s only one thing to do when your loved one casually mentions they’ve been cheating on you: block and delete.

When Your Uncle is Cooler Than You

When planning a perfect cheatfest, make sure you’re inviting the right person over. Otherwise you’re running the risk that the invitee will leave in your favorite Porsche and will slut-shame you for the rest of your life.

When Your Dad is a Good Robber but Bad Briber

Remember when you were a kid and was mad at your parents for not playing with you enough? Well it all changes once you’re a grown up and your dad suddenly invites you for a round of cops and robbers and wants to try his new handcuffs on you. No car can get you out of that house fast enough.

When You Get Both Bad News and a Major Movie Spoiler

Even if you think you’re helping a friend out by texting him that you saw his girl out with another dude on a movie night, please never spoil that movie to him. That’s just as tacky as cheating. Or maybe even worse.

 When You Lose a BF But Make a BFF

Cheating can be a bonding experience, especially when both of you have no idea he’s been lying to each one of you. Just watch the movie The Other Woman and plan a perfect revenge with your new best friend.

When Your Friend is the Worst Accomplice in History

If you’re out cheating your night away, don’t leave your phone to a person who doesn’t know how to play the “Assisted Cheating” game. Otherwise you’ll lose a boyfriend and possibly a phone.

When You Cheated on Your Soulmate

It’s important to always keep in mind why you love the person you’re cheating on. Is it really worth risking a relationship with the person who makes the best dirty jokes in your life? Will you be eternally tormented by the memory of a person who could slut-shame you like no other? It’s simple: don’t cheat. Or don’t regret it if you do.

When Your Boyfriend is the Best Spy

If you plan to secretly go out and possibly cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend, make sure to not pick his/her favorite spot as your destination. Otherwise you’ll have to come up with some elaborate story on how the only cure for your cold is vodka and that this bar is basically like a pharmacy for you. And why even going to a club to pick up somebody when you have Tinder? You’re too old school to cheat anyway.

When You Date an Amnesia Victim

You know how easily cheaters “forget” to mention things like current girlfriends and random hook-ups? All it takes for them to start remembering things is your good partner (aka his other victim) and a little bit of torture. Sometimes revenge is sweeter than they ever were.

When Your Stepmom is Worse Than Snow White’s

Once a mother always a mother: even when they cheat, they still bring candies along with the condoms to their lovers’ hotel rooms. This failed cheater must’ve been majorly baked when she sent that one out and we’re not talking about cookies here.

When You Got Your Priorities Straight

Xbox first, loyalty second.  Always keep that in mind when deciding to confess that you’ve been cheating. ‘Cause maybe a good scare will sweeten the pill and you’ll leave this texting battle unscathed. And now that you're single, you can use this priceless amount of free time to play more games. Damn, we just realized how depressing that sounds...

When Your Best Friend is Awesome

Karma works in weird and often entertaining ways. Sometimes you discover that your boyfriend has been cheating on you and the next moment your bestie is already all over his case. Meaning that she’s literally rolling over him. Friends rule.

When Your Dad is a Thief

It’s one thing to learn that your mother has more toys than you. But it’s even creepier to learn that your farther could’ve taken it. Or that your mother is sharing her vibrator with her best friend. No, you’re never coming to any of your parents’ parties ever again.